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HUMAN EVENTS ONLINE - Terrorists Win: Deodorant Banned from Airplanes by Ann Coulter

“To pull off a 9/11-style attack now, literally half the passengers on the plane would have to be terrorists. (At least the airport screeners wouldn’t have to worry about confiscating a lot of deodorants.)
I think a planeful of Arabs would attract attention — [...]

Newsvine - Suspect Arrested in JonBenet Ramsey Case

“A former schoolteacher was arrested Wednesday in Thailand in the slaying of 6-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey %u2014 a surprise breakthrough in a lurid, decade-old murder mystery that had cast a cloud of suspicion over her parents.”

Holy shit. It wasn’t the parents? This is unbelievable. Not even just [...]

British Authorities Arrest 21; U.S. Raises Threat Level - New York Times

“LONDON, Aug. 10: British authorities said today that they had thwarted a terrorist plot to to blow up airliners traveling between Britain and the United States by constructing bombs in midflight using liquid explosives and detonators concealed in carry-on luggage.”

A police official in London [...]

globeandmail.com : Reefer is worth getting mad about

“Supporters of the legalization of cannabis would have us believe that it is a gentle, harmless substance that gives you little more than a sense of mellow euphoria.
Sellers of the world’s most popular illicit drug know better. Trawl through websites offering cannabis seeds for sale and you will [...]

Sony Mylo: Media Player With WiFi, Skype, Browser, and Messaging - Gizmodo

“The media player does MPEG-4, digital audio, and pictures. But it also has a WiFi connection and a QWERTY keyboard, for chatting on Google Talk and Yahoo Messenger (No AIM support, sorry.) Wait, wait, wait! It also works as a wireless Skype phone!”

All this [...]

Legalizing Marijuana - A New Republican Strategy? : Indybay

“This Republican party employee goes on to tell me that she is there to attract people to the table that is set up in Fresno’s Courthouse Park, and that the legalize marijuana petition is just a prop. She confirmed that there is no ballot initiative to legalize [...]

The Seattle Times: Local News: Craigslist becomes a place for pot peddlers
“Recently, however, Eric posted an ad on craigslist indicating he was willing to trade marijuana for sexual favors from women or money from men. Men who offered up a woman for sex would get a discount.
‘It’s not prostitution,’ he said, noting he had completed [...]

Paris Hilton Restoration Completed - World - Avant News
“According to Mr. Baudrillard, the last decade has been a difficult one for the Paris Hilton due to a deteriorating exterior, multiple internal plumbing issues causing leaks, and the entrances, both front and rear, being ill-suited for the amount of people coming and going. “

(Via Avant News [...]

Man fired for getting gassed on spilled ethanol at work - DesMoinesRegister.com

An Iowa judge has denied unemployment benefits to a man who claimed discrimination after being fired from an ethanol plant for drinking “automobile fuel” produced by the company.
“‘I am a recovering alcoholic, and I thought about the availability of this alcohol throughout the day,’ [...]

Banned for mocking transgendered winner

Schroeter’s racing licence was suspended for three months on Monday by the Canadian Cycling Association after a review of the podium ceremony at the national mountain bike downhill championships in Whistler on July 22.

Dumaresq, who lives in Vancouver, was born a man but underwent a sex change operation in the mid-1990s. [...]