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Entries from May 2006

Rape: It’s as popular as The Da Vinci Code.

May 31st, 2006 No Comments

I took this screenshot off Torrentz.com a few minutes ago. It’s of the cloud of things people are searching for. The bigger the font, the more searches for that exact term are being carried out. That would mean as many people are searching for “rape” as “over the hedge,” “ps2,” “windows xp,” and “the da [...]

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Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection

May 28th, 2006 No Comments

Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection
The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. *Lights up*

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Newsvine - Bush Backs Brother Jeb for White House

May 10th, 2006 1 Comment

Newsvine - Bush Backs Brother Jeb for White House
President Bush suggested Wednesday that he’d like to see his family’s White House legacy continue, perhaps with his younger brother Jeb as the chief executive.
Oh fuck. Please, please please God in heaven do not let this happen.

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Germans seek beer, soccer scores after Iraq hostage ordeal | Reuters.com

May 4th, 2006 No Comments

Germans seek beer, soccer scores after Iraq hostage ordeal | Reuters.com
“The first things two freed Germans asked for after a 99-day hostage ordeal in Iraq were a beer and the latest scores in the German soccer league.”
Clearly these were premeditated things, but in a similar situation, wouldn’t you think of non-sterotypical things to ask for?
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