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RTE.ie Entertainment - Cruise to eat nutritious placenta

April 19th, 2006 by Chad

RTE.ie Entertainment - Cruise to eat nutritious placenta
Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes’ placenta.

It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old ‘Mission: Impossible’ star about the child he is expecting with fiancĂ©e Katie Holmes.

Cruise told GQ magazine: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

….Yeah. Uh… Hmm. Well..

Fuck.

It’s not fair. He was fun to make fun of a month ago, but now he’s just making it too easy. It’s like killing an unarmed retarded teddy bear that’s way into some hokey religion.

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