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Newsvine - U.S. Cautious About Mexico Drug Measure
The United States reacted cautiously on Saturday to a Mexican measure that would make it legal to carry small amounts of cocaine, heroin and other drugs for personal use.
The new, bastardized version of the Monroe Doctrine still hard at work.

Newsvine - Rebels and robbers rampage in eastern Chad
The village of Gouroukoun sits in a giant valley, 100 km from the Chad-Sudan border.
Normally this valley is almost empty, but hundreds of temporary shelters now dot the landscape.
It looks like a refugee camp, but the people squatting here are Chadians, who have been forced to flee [...]

A buffoon named Rush Limbaugh
“Global warming is just a lot of hooey … “
So, uh, the scientists are wrong? The polar ice cap isn’t melting, it’s just sweating heavily?
Awesome opinion piece on that douche Rush Limbaugh

Woman Has Rare Case of Bubonic Plague - Yahoo! News
LOS ANGELES - A woman is in stable condition with bubonic plague, the first confirmed human case in Los Angeles County since 1984, health officials said Tuesday.
Holy fuck! How ridiculous would it be to have a disease that killed more people than the holocaust?
BRING OUT’CHA DEAD!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have baby girl named Suri
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the news media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson.
The baby, named Suri, weighed seven pounds, seven ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said. “Both mother and daughter are doing well,” [...]

Newsvine - Coup Attempt Reportedly Quashed in Chad: “The coup plotters fled after being driven back by troops supporting President Idriss Deby in the capital Tuesday night, Communications Minister Hourmadji Moussa Doumgor told The Associated Press.”

Newsvine - Key Facts About Chad: “AREA: 494,000 square miles, slightly larger than three times the size of California.”
This is part of a new bit I’m doing on here called “Chad News.” I’ve even created a category for it in WordPress. What I’ll be doing is scouring the internet news wires daily (I’ve actually got [...]

RTE.ie Entertainment - Cruise to eat nutritious placenta
Hollywood actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise is planning to eat Katie Holmes’ placenta.
It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old ‘Mission: Impossible’ star about the child he is expecting with fiancée Katie Holmes.
Cruise told GQ magazine: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I [...]

Newsvine - Terrorists Recruiting ‘White Muslims’

Newsvine - L.A. Rally Supports Illegal Immigrants
Led by the family of a teenager who committed suicide, several thousand people rallied Saturday at City Hall to demand reforms allowing illegal immigrants to stay in the U.S.
I’m sorry. If you’re in a country illegally, taking work that could otherwise go to legal citizens of the United [...]